I’m Rori. I’m glad you’re here with me on this crazy journey.
Since this is a sex blog, most of the content relates to the men (and women) in my life. I’ve divided my life over the last five years into little “chapters” to help you catch up on the story and the cast of characters involved.
Have you ever been in the middle of having sex and thought (about yourself or a lover), “Gee, I wish we could do something about that dick.” Yeah me neither, but I have wished that the experience would have lasted longer or that the starring
Sometimes (and I mean sometimes), it takes a swift kick in the rear to get a man to ejaculate properly. And I mean that literally. Although a prostate massager feels a lot better than a kick, the idea is still the same. According to most
Being able to successfully reach orgasm isn’t easy for everybody, regardless of how those actors in the pornos make it look. Never has anyone I’ve known ever answered the door for a pizza delivery boy and ended up getting turned out over the back of
The massive and marvelous industry of male masturbators is taking over the planet. Right now, there are more than a thousand different models, each with its own set of unique pros and cons. No wonder the average man can’t find anything he likes. We’ve got
I’ve been in a relationship for more than eight years now and the guy is wonderful. He waits on me hand and foot, he works like a dog to pay the bills so I don’t have to, and he’s good with the children (when he’s
Having sex and/or masturbating is one of life’s simple little pleasures, and for a long time it was free. However, that extremely low cost came with an extremely high price, and some people are still paying off the loan to this day. Human beings seem
For a long time, I kept a big secret from all of my sexual partners: I can’t always get off with penetration alone. In college, I thought it was a sign that I was meant to be a lesbian, not fully understanding (or appreciating) the
I’m not the kind of person who swears by any particular product while I’m having sex. I’m someone who believes that our Creator gave us everything we needed to have a fully satisfying experience in the bedroom every time – even without a bunch of
The cock cage – much like Nicholas Cage, but without as much dick. It’s famous, it has well-defined limits, it’s sexy in the right lighting, and you can get it for cheap. Also, nobody is talking about it expect for me. But unlike a washed-up
I don’t know about you, but I appreciate a well-formed penis like it’s the Mona Lisa. But instead of just standing around marveling at its beauty and precision, I like to get my hands dirty – very dirty. Unlike a priceless work of Renaissance art,
Like my dad always used to say: A decent-sized penis is the only thing that gets some boys to third base. Ok, so he never said that, but still. It’s true, because an ugly, broke, small-dicked dude is going to need miracles to get laid.